What is Happening to the music industry? And they wonder why it is failing.

The Most Upsetting Fact of the Decade, hands down

Billboard Magazine has just named Nickelback the band of the decade.  Need I say more?  If you find yourself questioning why this is a problem, perhaps you should question yourself as to why you are not shopping for illegal assault rifles to permanently damage your hearing, and if you really love them, permanently damaging your head by putting a large hole in it.

NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO GET ALCOHOL POISONING! HOORAAAARALPH

Vodka That Comes In Pill Form
Ever gag on a pill?  Well, now there is a pill that will make you gag hours later, guaranteed.  A report out of India has said that native scientists have figured out how to turn any liquid into powder.  The natural next step, no it isn't working towards the worldwide hunger crisis, turning 90 proof alcohol into powder and putting it into capsules.  A new era of hazing has begun in the college fraternities.  And for all of you coke heads who were bummed out about the fact that the intravenous drug users had all the fun with the ability to inject hard liquor directly into the vein, now you too can carry over your psychological addiction to alcohol and snort your liquor of choice.  I'd stick to the premium labels though, that Well brand just burns.